How's this for confusion??

[Paul]

We got to hear that one of the young girls in our street had been telling her friends that we'd been to space on our holidays. Intrigued, Jude made further enquiries and asked the girl concerned what she meant. She said "you told me you went to Venus on your holidays".

Not quite. We went to Venice on our holidays.

Absolutely true!

[martinastro]

Lol, that will get the neighbours talking. 

[John9929]

Bet you got a good sunburn on Venus

Just shows that some people don't listen, what was that you said Paul?

[Roman White]

Bet you got a good sunburn on Venus

Well, I think it's hard to get a sunburn on Venus (there's a lot of clouds). But get simply burn is guaranteed, especially when it is raining with H₂SO₄